Triple Hot Dog Dare: A Christmas Story As Presented By Sausages

"Stuck! Stuck! Stuck!!!"

It simply isn't the holiday season without watching the classic Yuletide tale of faith, hope and redemption, A Christmas Story. This timeless tale about a young boy's quest to have his fondest wish for Christmas fulfilled has become one of the most popular films of all time. Watching little Ralphie (Peter Billingsley) plot and scheme to get a Red Ryder 200 Shot Carbine Action Air Rifle under the Christmas tree is as endearing as watching Jimmy Stewart's George Bailey discovering his own self-worth in the equally classic It's a Wonderful Life.

Now, you can enjoy one of A Christmas Story's most classic scenes, played out by festive frankfurters! (Bet you didn't see that one coming...) Yes, that memorable and hilarious scene with Ralphie's bestie Flick unknowingly having his tongue frozen to the school's flagpole can now be appreciated in an incredible new way you simply never imagined. It gives new meaning to the phrase "I triple (hot) dog dare you!"

Enjoy and Merry Christmas, one and all...