So, you're watching The Great British Bake-Off on BBC2. It's sort of like the Pillsbury Bake-Off, only with crumpets and scones and ladies named Hermione sipping Earl Grey tea as they dig deep into a sheep carcass to gather entrails for their baked haggis. What could me more British? As a commercial break is about to begin, a plucky cameraman spots an adorable ground squirrel on the well-manicured lawns of the manor. Seeing a great photo opportunity, the cameraman sets his lens on the adorable squirrel, who stands up to showcase to the world his rather enlarged chestnuts and impressive peen... the Queen Elizabeth's of Royal Britannia faint away at the outrage, while the Patsy & Edina's laugh into their glasses of Stoli. Yes, it was Absolutely Fabulous...
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