Channel Your Inner Lumberjack with New Beardo Face Warmer

Are you concerned about the cold and biting conditions of the upcoming winter? Are you a man who has trouble growing a beard? Well, you no longer need to be jealous of those hirsute lumberjacks working in the Canadian Rockies, as you too can have a super-masculine beard without all the troublesome upkeep! The new facial macrame was invented by a Canadian snowboarder to keep his face, cheeks and neck warm while out exploring the fresh powder up in the mountains! No, you won't look stupid with grandma's pot warmer on your face, but the guys without their own facial hair and without one of these baby's on their faces sure will look dumb out on the frozen tundra. You can check out the actual commercial for the amazing new invention below: