Nanu Nanu! English Politician Claims He Fathered Alien Hybrid Child!

We have heard of some interesting sex scandals involving British politicians over the years, but this story is definitely out of this world! 

Simon Parkes, an elected council member for the town of Whitby on the Yorkshire Coast, England, claims that he is the father of an alien/human hybrid daughter named Zarka! Apparently, Parkes knocked some intergalactic boots with Zarka's extraterrestrial mother, whom he refers to as The Cat Queen (Crazy Cat Lady, more likely).  Parkes also claims that his real mother is a "nine foot tall green alien with eight fingers" (is that total fingers or fingers on one hand?), according to an interview he gave for an upcoming documentary Confessions of an Alien Abductee for England's Channel Four Network (in an obvious effort to get one over on the BBC when it comes to quality, highbrow entertainment). 

The 53-year-old says that he has been receiving random booty calls from his alien friend with benefits about four times a year for a number of years now. Apparently, Parke's human wife (how did he ever land one of those?) isn't too happy about the extra-terrestrial/extra-marital hanky panky, but she has accepted it because the sex is "not on a human level" (We bet!)...

He describes the sexual encounters in a fairly clinical manner: "What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say 'I’m ready' and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth," he told  local online news site The Northern Echo. No word on whether Zarka is expecting any hybrid siblings anytime soon.

You can listen to Parkes give details of his alien love life in the following video (be warned, it's pretty snoozerific, so no sexy, alien porn here!):

Independence Day: Did President Eisenhower Secretly Meet with Aliens?

Conspiracy theorists are salivating once again after "official" reports were released, claiming that US President Dwight D. Eisenhower secretly met with alien races during his tenure in the White House!

Closely resembling an episode of sci-fi series The X Files, former government official and noted academic Timothy Good claims that in 1954, during the height of the Cold War between the US and the former Soviet Union, "President Eisenhower had three encounters, set up meetings with aliens, which took place at certain Air Force bases including Holloman Air Force base in New Mexico."

There may be some corroborating evidence to Good's claims. In 2010, retired New Hampshire state representative Henry McElroy, Jr. says he accidentally viewed a  top-secret brief meant for Eisenhower's eyes containing information about the existence of aliens in America and the possibility of President Eisenhower meeting up with the creatures.

Eisenhower allegedly met with a secret race of blond aliens known as "The Nordics", who tried to warn the Commander in Chief of the existence of a dangerous alien race that would later be known as "The Greys". The Nordics also warned the president about the dangers of nuclear war, asking the United States to dismantle its nuclear weapons program. President Eisenhower refused.

Eisenhower next met with the "more hostile" Greys, who came to Earth from a dying planet. The aliens then made a secret pact with the president: they could "harvest" as many humans as they wanted from Earth in exchange for the secrets to their own superior technology.  The President [allegedly] agreed to the exchange!

Wow, this really would have made a great episode of The X Files. I just know Agents Scully and Mulder would have ferreted out the truth!