Angry Birds: Chris Brown Gets Attacked by Seagulls on Beach

It might be that seagulls can sense the presence of EVIL after singer Chris Brown was attacked by a flock of the feathered friends while on a Miami beach.

The misogynist Brown, who made a fool out of himself with a silly tirade following his post-Grammy performances last week, was enjoying some down low time on the beach with his latest victim girlfriend Karrueche Tran, when the seagulls took a dislike to his very existence (like a majority of the planet). The clueless Brown was impeded in his attempt to run away from the flying menace when his baggy shorts came down around his ankles. (I'm sure one day he will be wearing his shorts extra-baggy during an upcoming prison stint.)


We hope Karrueche takes the "attack" as a serious OMEN to get as far away as possible from the volatile Brown, who infamously beat-up his ex-girlfriend, singing superstar Rihanna. Instead of being remorseful about his vile behavior, Brown has instead decided to revel in his status as an abuser of females, wallowing in his "fame" and sticking his tongue out at the female race. 

"May the power of Christ compel you..."

Jennifer Hudson a No-Show at MJ Tribute?

It seems the "Forever Michael" tribute to the fallen singer in Cardiff, Wales, has encountered all kinds of problems. First, The Black Eyed Peas featuring Fergie had to cancel their scheduled appearance due to "conflicts", then Chris Brown had to cancel because he couldn't secure a visa for entry into the UK due to his domestic battery conviction against ex-girlfriend Rihanna. Now, Perez Hilton has breaking news that Jennifer Hudson, who was on the roster of performers to appear, ditched at the last minute! The producers of the spectacular didn't have a clue she was not going to perform and had [allegedly] already paid her for her appearance! Oh, no... sounds like someone will need to get all lawyer-ed up, fast!

From Perez Hilton:
J Hud Leaves MJ Concert Hanging: