Angry Birds: Chris Brown Gets Attacked by Seagulls on Beach

It might be that seagulls can sense the presence of EVIL after singer Chris Brown was attacked by a flock of the feathered friends while on a Miami beach.

The misogynist Brown, who made a fool out of himself with a silly tirade following his post-Grammy performances last week, was enjoying some down low time on the beach with his latest victim girlfriend Karrueche Tran, when the seagulls took a dislike to his very existence (like a majority of the planet). The clueless Brown was impeded in his attempt to run away from the flying menace when his baggy shorts came down around his ankles. (I'm sure one day he will be wearing his shorts extra-baggy during an upcoming prison stint.)


We hope Karrueche takes the "attack" as a serious OMEN to get as far away as possible from the volatile Brown, who infamously beat-up his ex-girlfriend, singing superstar Rihanna. Instead of being remorseful about his vile behavior, Brown has instead decided to revel in his status as an abuser of females, wallowing in his "fame" and sticking his tongue out at the female race. 

"May the power of Christ compel you..."