Angry Birds: Chris Brown Gets Attacked by Seagulls on Beach

It might be that seagulls can sense the presence of EVIL after singer Chris Brown was attacked by a flock of the feathered friends while on a Miami beach.

The misogynist Brown, who made a fool out of himself with a silly tirade following his post-Grammy performances last week, was enjoying some down low time on the beach with his latest victim girlfriend Karrueche Tran, when the seagulls took a dislike to his very existence (like a majority of the planet). The clueless Brown was impeded in his attempt to run away from the flying menace when his baggy shorts came down around his ankles. (I'm sure one day he will be wearing his shorts extra-baggy during an upcoming prison stint.)


We hope Karrueche takes the "attack" as a serious OMEN to get as far away as possible from the volatile Brown, who infamously beat-up his ex-girlfriend, singing superstar Rihanna. Instead of being remorseful about his vile behavior, Brown has instead decided to revel in his status as an abuser of females, wallowing in his "fame" and sticking his tongue out at the female race. 

"May the power of Christ compel you..."

Please Don't Stop the Music: Rihanna Breaks Madonna Hit Record

International superstar Rihanna's latest song "We Found Love" featuring Calvin Harris has already cracked the Top 10, making it her 20th Billboard chart hit, surpassing Madonna as the fastest solo artist to have 20 Billboard Hot 100 top 10 singles since their debut on the chart.
"We Found Love" marks Rihanna's 20th top 10 hit since she first landed on the chart back on June 11, 2005, for her debut single '"Pon De Replay." Among all musical acts, Rihanna's run to 20 top 10s is the second-fastest, right behind The Beatles, who continue to beat out the competition after taking only two years and seven months to achieve the incredible milestone.


From aol.com:

Rihanna Surpasses Madonna's Record