While visiting the local Garden Ridge craft
mega-store today, I noticed two things: One, there sure is a lot of
crappy stuff crammed onto the shelves and two, they keep the aisles
pretty dark so you can't get a good look at just how crappy the stuff
is! Here's a veritable treat of extremely kitschy objet d'art found at
Garden Ridge! Enjoy!
 |
| The Hot Lips chair looks super comfortable and inviting... |
 |
| There's something about an over-sized, Zebra-stripped stiletto heel chair that reminds me of big, warm hugs... |
 |
| I think a five-year-old vomited on Aisle Eight after eating a bag of Skittles, some Pixie Sticks, and some garden-variety bugs for good measure... |
 |
| This hanging mass of mildewed sea kelp wouldn't look any more appealing if the photograph was in focus... Now picture it on your wall!!! |
 |
| A basketball made out the stone-washed jeans your Mom wore to see "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo". Go, Wildcats!!! |
 |
| Good to know Garden Ridge sells safety pins that are the perfect size if you have to diaper a Cyclops... |
 |
| So, it is better luck to rub the Jade Buddha on it's tummy, or on its dangling man boobs? |
 |
| The never-before-caught-on-fil |
 |
| 'Nuff said!!! |
 |
| Here are two of Jackson Pollock's lesser-known works. The first painting is titled "How Drunk Am I?" The second is called "Does Drinking Rubbing Alcohol Make One Hallucinate?" |
 |
| No wonder Mama Celeste broke things off with the Swedish Chef... |
No comments:
Post a Comment