Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Boogie Nights: Man Arrested for Flashing Fake "Junk"

A 26-year-old Maryland man is facing indecency charges for exposing himself to several unsuspecting women on or near the Anne Arundel Community College in Arnold, Maryland. Only the perp didn't actually expose himself to the women, but rather a large, fake version of the male genitalia.

Police allege that Jacob Bovia sat in the front seat of his Honda Accord in a parking lot near the college campus and pulled out the fake penis to flash female victims as they walked by his automobile. (He was apparently inspired by the infamous porn star Dirk Diggler in the film Boogie Nights, starring Mark Wahlberg.)

Police approached Bovia, who was "acting suspiciously" while seated in his vehicle. Police quickly found the enormous fake genitalia in the front seat. He was subsequently arrested and later admitted that he had flashed his "junk on several occasions" over the past several weeks. He was charged with two counts of disorderly conduct and three counts of indecent exposure (for the simulated act).

"Hello, miss...would you like to see the junk in my trunk?"

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