It turns out, those perfectly placid walking mannequins are human, after all. A video making the rounds on all the social media websites demonstrates this all too perfectly. Set to the haunting strains of Joe Cocker's timeless and ethereal "You Are So Beautiful", the video shows supermodel after supermodel doing their little turn on the catwalk... and falling flat on their multimillion dollar faces (or derrieres)!
One model in an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weenie bikini slips and sashays to the floor, while another model deigns to show emotion and help her up on her feet again. Another model carrying a blindingly pink accessory falls and can hardly get back up again. One poor catwalker tries valiantly to walk in Lady GaGa-esque torture stilettos and makes it almost to the end of the runway before going splat! She makes it back up and tries to continue on, before falling down again and being assisted by some men from the audience.
One poor model misses her steps and lands directly into the pool of water below. Another model in a designer gown plops down on her butt, as another tries to help her up, suffering the same fate! And one more unfortunate model becomes victim to a prop pendulum that swoops down on the stage, knocking her from the runway.
So, if you want to feel better about yourself while stuffing your face into a bag of Doritos Cool Ranch while watching Lizard Lick Towing, you can watch all the supermodel hilarity in the video below: