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| Lindsay Lohan preparing for her performance in A Midsummer Night's Dream.. |
Break out the
meth popcorn folks, the always
brain-dead outrageous
Lindsay Lohan has been asked to appear on the UK
freak show reality series
Celebrity Big Brother!
Producers for the show have allegedly flown out to La-La Land to meet with
LiLo, and rumor has it that they've offered her a pretty scrumptious deal with lots of extra zeros. As everyone knows, legitimate work is hard to come by for the
cracked out former star, due to her unreliability and sketchy behavior. Surely, LiLo can manage being her normal, annoying self in front of cameras in an enclosed space with nothing being expected of her but to make a spectacle of herself, something she does, even in her sleep! (See photo above.) As fellow space cadet celeb
Tara Reid was a contestant on the last edition of
Celebrity Big Brother, Lohan's addition would help continue the show's drug-addled track record!
There is one possible snafu in the plan, however:
Lohan is still on
permanent probation and has to complete her community service sentence, where she's been doing cool things like helping out in a morgue (preparing for her own future on the slab, real-life performance). Execs for the show are hoping a judge will forgo the sentence for a while to allow
LiLo to jet away from the United States and to fly off to Jolly Old England. Seeing that a judge allowed Ms. Freckles to go to Italy for a fashion shoot earlier this year, we're sure they'll bend the rules for a "star" once again. But hey, all you mother's in prison out there, don't expect any special treatment when you want to see your children at Christmas! Star perks come first! It's the LAW!!!
As I reported earlier, former Culture Club lead singer
Boy George is also being considered for the series, so these two former inmates should have lots to chat about...
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