|"Hit Me Baby, Thirty Times...HARD!"|
Hard to believe, but Pop Princess Britney Spears hits the Big 3-0 today.
It's been a roller-coaster ride for the former Mouseketeer, who shot to fame as a perky Lolita-esque teenager in the late-1990s. She's had love affairs with superstar hunks (Justin Timberlake), married a wannabe rap star who turned into a chunk (Kevin Federline), had a couple of kids, got a D-I-V-O-R-C-E and experienced a requisite mental breakdown, all played out in the headlines. Even her younger sister Jamie Lynn got in on the act, getting pregnant at the ripe old age of sixteen, cementing the Spears clan's L'il Abner schtick.
She once shaved her head American X style and took a golf club to a car belonging to a paparazzo! Her perfumes (
Yes, Britney's sure had a lot of living in those thirty short years. So, Happy Birthday, Britney. Keep on entertaining us with your wacky antics.