Saturday, February 25, 2012

Fly the REALLY Friendly Skies: Ohio Airline Offers Mile High Flights

Ohio-based Flamingo Airways is now offering couples the opportunity to join the Mile High Club without running the risk of being escorted off the airplane by burly, humorless TSA agents at the end of the flight!

The amorous airline offers couples wanting to put an extra spark in their relationship a special package worth $425, which includes an hour-long trip high into the friendly skies, along with a bottle of champagne, scrumptious chocolates and an extremely discreet pilot. So, no need to get nookie in a claustrophobic airplane water closet, getting your clothes stained by that lovely blue sanitizing substance used in those amazing vacuum toilets!

"I have had a high heel in my ear once, been shot in the back of the head with a champagne cork, and thank God we wear headsets," "Captain" Dave MacDonald recently told local Cincinnati affiliate WCPO. The airline claims the romantic rendezvous flights are a smashing success, with the company taking as many as eight randy couples into the Wild Blue Yonder each day. 

1 comment:

  1. The in-flight service is very good compared to many American carriers. Also, the flight attendants are genuine, not fake and I like that. airline news


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