Saturday, February 4, 2012

Gag Reflex: Fear Factor Contestants Told to Shut Up About Banned Episode

Fear Factor, NBC's beyond-tasteless and sickeningly vulgar "reality" series that debases people into prostituting themselves by participating in horrifying stunts for the love of money, has sunk to the depths of imaginable lowness. (We'll give the producers of the series credit, as we know they'll try to outdo this foray into the realm of the perverse.)

The formerly proud Peacock Network has told twins Brynne and Claire Odioso to ixnay on the onkey-day after the pair spoke about their recent Fear Factor gross out. The twins went on Tampa, Florida, based radio program "The Cowhead Show" to sicken regale listeners with their antics on the show. The sisters took part in the now-banned "Hee Haw! Hee Haw!" episode, where they were forced to drink a glass of donkey spooge... (I am vomiting just writing this...) If the contestants vomited, they were forced to drink another heaping serving of the donkey semen.

“If you vomited you would have to start over, I ended up just vomiting in my glass and drank that. The camera men were vomiting,” one of the twins revealed. “It smells. It’s so bitter, and it has a little hint of hay.” (Yes, I know...too much information!!!) NBC promptly notified the twins that they signed an iron-clad confidentiality agreement before appearing on the show to not reveal any information about what disgusting deeds they participated in, even though the episode has been yanked from the network's roster after people expressed their contempt and outrage over the stunt. The agreement also includes a convenient little clause releasing the show, hosted by Joe Rogan, from any culpability in the event of a contestant's death during one of their brain-dead stunts.

Sign me up on the dotted line!

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