Thursday, October 13, 2011

Hey, Y'All! Maxim Magazine Names Paula Deen TV's Hottest Chef

We admit, TV chef and personality Paula Deen is cuter than a baby prawn fried in a quart of rich, creamy butter, but we were surprised that men's locker room magazine Maxim would select her as TV's Hottest Female Chef! We thought the magazine's audience was more geared to Giada De Laurentiis or even the perky Rachel Ray. As it turns out, Deen's recent feud with another TV chef/personality Anthony Bourdain helped her secure the seXXXy top spot on their list: "[Bourdain] may think she's the most dangerous person in America thanks to her calorie-packed cooking, but we find danger sexy. Just imagining the slippery, sloppy butter-sex we'd have with Paula makes us... hungry for a bacon-wrapped, beer batter-fried stick of butter, weirdly."

Just don't expect Deen to pose in a leather, fur-trimmed bikini on the cover of Maxim to claim her title!

Full story on Fox News:

Maxim Magazine Names Paula Deen TV's Hottest Chef

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