Monday, October 10, 2011

Man Pleads Guilty to Handing Out Tainted Yogurt

This one is definitely from the Ewwwwwwwwww files, so readers, BEWARE!!! (There's a reason why this blog is called Too Much Information!!!)

From The Frisky comes this disgusting story: A man in Albuquerque, New Mexico, plead guilty in court on Thursday of handing out free yogurt samples to people at a market tainted with his semen! Anthony Garcia admitted that he masturbated on a plastic spoon before swirling his semen into the yogurt sample he would then give to a 28-year-old female customer. The woman tasted the sample and immediately knew that something wasn't quite right. She then spit out the yogurt, before wiping some on her dress. She went on to call the police, informing them that the yogurt "tasted like bodily fluids". The suspect initially denied any involvement, but since he had put his own DNA sample in the sample, he knew he had to fess up. He has since received a three-year conviction. Let's hope he won't be allowed cafeteria duties while in prison!

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